[Begin video ID:
Someone driving a car pulls up to a McDonalds drive-thru in Germany. The intercom podium reads “[handwritten script] Wilkommen bei [McDonalds “M”] [typed script] ich liebe es] (translation: Welcome to [McDonalds “M”] I’m loving it)
transcript of conversation:
Driver: Hallo
Employee: Hallo
Driver: Guten Sie English? (Is your English good?)
Employee: Yes
Driver: Stahbiell. Ich bekomm bitte einmal ein Doublepack menu. (Cool. I’ll have a [menu item], please.)
Employee, in heavy German accent: I don’t understand German.
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:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]
:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.
:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile.
:] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?:3!!!
You have the secret knowledge my friend
The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…
Like this almost
You understand the treasures!
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a wise doctor who’s looking over all of them
how does it feel to be tumblr famous now
Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3
OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name
OH FUCK
*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!
subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off
aflo:
“oh my goddd fall out boy released a bad song” fall out boy has been releasing bad songs for 20 years