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jimmmachintosh:

samasaur:

emo-56:

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garf :3 💜💙

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the full strip

That makes it WORSE


ober-affen-geil:

captain-price-officially:

[Begin video ID:

Someone driving a car pulls up to a McDonalds drive-thru in Germany. The intercom podium reads “[handwritten script] Wilkommen bei [McDonalds “M”] [typed script] ich liebe es] (translation: Welcome to [McDonalds “M”] I’m loving it)

transcript of conversation:

Driver: Hallo

Employee: Hallo

Driver: Guten Sie English? (Is your English good?)

Employee: Yes

Driver: Stahbiell. Ich bekomm bitte einmal ein Doublepack menu. (Cool. I’ll have a [menu item], please.)

Employee, in heavy German accent: I don’t understand German.

End ID]


the-arcade-doctor:

kitsunegdx:

hunterontheedge:

hunterontheedge:

kitsunegdx:

kitsunegdx:

hunterontheedge:

kitsunegdx:

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.

:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile.

:] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?

:3!!!

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You have the secret knowledge my friend

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The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…

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Like this almost

You understand the treasures!

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a wise doctor who’s looking over all of them


autistic-fuckwad:

how does it feel to be tumblr famous now

flyin-shark:

wolg-fang:

flyin-shark:

Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK


fairycosmos:

*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!


justsomeguycore:

subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off


aflo:

“oh my goddd fall out boy released a bad song” fall out boy has been releasing bad songs for 20 years



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